On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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