so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Randomize
