Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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