There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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