i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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