I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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