too bad you live with your parents still
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
You made out with two different species that night
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
