he shaved USA in his pubs
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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