The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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