Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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