I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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