Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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