Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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