Dual....:-)
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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