i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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