Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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