I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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