if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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