Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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