real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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