i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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