i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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