you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
