On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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