It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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