The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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