Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
pop tarts are not kleenex
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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