nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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