oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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