I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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