I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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