Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I FOUND THE LEGS
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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