So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
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