don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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