I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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