We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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