What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
