oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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