I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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