is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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