the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Boobs are out for the taking
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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