Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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