grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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