His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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