I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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