Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
All I want is dick and wine.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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