its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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