He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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