Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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