You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
only you would photoshop your dick
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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