i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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