at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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