For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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